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WINTER SLEEP ONLY IF I CAN STAY UP ALL SUMMER

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THE BIGGER THE EU THE MORE SPACE FOR IMMIGRANTS

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FOOD SCANDALS I THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET WORSE THAN UNCLE HARRY'S KITCHEN

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BIOMETRIC PASSPORTS ALWAYS CARRY YOUR MINI-ME ON YOU

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MY SUMMER FLIRTS ARE ALL CAMPING ON MY SOFA NOW

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DO YOU THINK THE CITY IS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY

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ISRAEL LEBANON ONE MORE BOMB AND THE EARTH IS FLAT AGAIN

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THE SOURCE OF THE NILE WAS MERELY DISCOVERED BY PEOPLE SWIMMING AGAINST THE STREAM

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FEELING OF INSECURITY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND SUDDENLY MY HEART WAS STOLEN

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