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AUTUMN LIGHT IS MY BOYFRIEND HE`S SO ABSORBED IN A POEM ALRIGHT MAYBE HE DOESN`T GET IT BUT THE LOOK IN HIS EYES IS SO SWEET

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BORIS YELTSIN TO BILL CLINTON HAVE YOU FOLKS GOT ALL THE PLUTONIOUM YOU NEED

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IT`S TIME SOMEONE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU

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WONDERFUL PEOPLE ARE FULL OF MISTAKES AND WONDER

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COULDN`T SLEEP LAST NIGHT PICKED UP THE PHONE AND DIALLED A RANDOM NUMBER IN LA WOULD YOU BELIEVE JACK NICHOLSON

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IGOR THE FAX MACHINE IS ON AND WE WILL BE WAITING

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THE SILENCE IN THE WOOD IS TOO SILENT TO BE HEARD

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ALL PEOPLE WHO STILL HAVE WORK PLEASE REPORT TO THE JOB CENTRE BY 5 PM

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HAITI DEMOCRACY IS CAMOUFLAGE KIT

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THE REFORMED ATHEISTS HAVE GONE AND SECEDED FROM THE ORTHODOX HEATHEN AGAIN

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