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A GOOD IDEA KNOCKS BEFORE COMING INTO YOUR HEAD

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HO HO HO SKI-LIFTS ARE GOOD BUT REINDEER ARE BETTER

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BETTER WATCH OUT THAT YOU WON`T BECOME A TELEVISION SET IN YOUR NEXT LIFE

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WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS WITH YOU

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IN THE EARLY MORNING TRAFFIC JAM A LONELY DRIVER CAN FEEL HE STILL BELONGS SOMEWHERE

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AUTUMN LIGHT IS MY BOYFRIEND HE`S SO ABSORBED IN A POEM ALRIGHT MAYBE HE DOESN`T GET IT BUT THE LOOK IN HIS EYES IS SO SWEET

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BORIS YELTSIN TO BILL CLINTON HAVE YOU FOLKS GOT ALL THE PLUTONIOUM YOU NEED

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IT`S TIME SOMEONE WAS A BAD INFLUENCE ON YOU

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WONDERFUL PEOPLE ARE FULL OF MISTAKES AND WONDER

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COULDN`T SLEEP LAST NIGHT PICKED UP THE PHONE AND DIALLED A RANDOM NUMBER IN LA WOULD YOU BELIEVE JACK NICHOLSON

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