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Valentine's Day / I sent everyone a greencard

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Earth-like planets / can there be life / if there's no wifi

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Alternative facts about evolution / survival of the fluffiest

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Swipe and Tag / the 21st century seduction dance

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Dress like a woman / sorry / my stereotypes are in the washing machine

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My history teacher keeps all his eras open

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My boss asked me how flexible I was so I stretched on his desk / Loesje's father

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You're made of star dust / act like it

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Public transport / I can't wait for the time when we complain about teleportation

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I decided to run for election / in the opposite direction

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