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You're made of star dust / act like it

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Public transport / I can't wait for the time when we complain about teleportation

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I decided to run for election / in the opposite direction

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Don't save up love / the interest rate is terrible

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Rumour / The eye of Sauron has squatted Trump Tower

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Right wing / Left wing / to keep humans confused birds just fly

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Send a smile / at worst you will get a new friend

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The picture on your ID card proves / laughing looks better

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Snow can be exciting if it's not followed by a boring ice age

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You can hack my cat pictures but please don't use them for war propoganda

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