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CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME WHY ELEPHANTS LIKE ORIENTAL MUSIC

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BE ORIGINAL FOR ONE TIME ALSO LAST TIME YOU CUT DOWN ON EXPENSES

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THERE ARE NEW PLANS TO FIGHTS THE UNEMPLOYMENT LET'S HOPE THEY'LL WORK

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THE OTHER DAY I WAS IN SLOVENIA WHEN SOMEONE SAID / THE WAR IS JUST AS FAR AS YOU KEEP IT AWAY

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HEY HAVEL COME LET S TAKE A BEER TOGETHER

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I LIKE THE SOUND OF ALL THESE STRANGE LANGUAGES AROUND ME IN THE STREET

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HE WAS SO PROUD OF HIS COUNTRY THAT HE WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH ALL PEOPLE

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MY TEACHER SPOKE ABOUT THE FLOWERS AND THE BEES AND NOW MY BOYFRIEND WANTS HONEY

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SORRY SAID THE MONKEY TO THE ZEBRA / THIS ZOO IS FOR MEMBERS ONLY

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I ALWAYS THINK TWICE BEFORE I SAY SOMETHING STUPID

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