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THERE`S BEAUTY IN THE AIR

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HE WAS A RED HOT LOVER BUT HE WASN`T SO HOT WITH THE DISHES

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MAYBE WE COULD FLY IF WE DIDN`T USE SUCH HEAVY WORDS

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WHAT A CONCERT ALL HIS STRINGS SNAPPED HIS VOICE BROKE AND FINALLY HE CRASHED THROUGH THE STAGE

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WOULD YOU BE MY DREAM

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THE SKY IS BLUE THE TREES ARE BARE AND THE NEIGHBOUR IN HIS GARDEN BANGS ON A POST

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THE ECONOMY IS LIKE A DEAD CAT IT DOESN`T WAKE UP ALTHOUGH SEVERAL RESUSCITATION ATTEMPTS HAVE BEEN MADE

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IF YOU CANNOT FIND THE KEY CHANGE THE LOCK

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LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOUR THE BIBLE THE KORAN THE TORAH AND LOESJE SAY

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ONLY 1% OF THE ELEPHANTS VOTED FOR KEEPER HANK

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