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I THINK GOD WAS REALLY STONED WHEN HE CREATED THE UNIVERSE

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IF YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND TODAY YOUR TEETH WILL CRUNCH TOMORROW

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UNEMPLOYMENT/ THE GOVERMENT IS BUSY BIDING ITS TIME

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MINES DO THE WOUNDS ALSO HEAL IN FOUR MONTHS

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ONE FLOWER DOESN`T MAKE A SUMMER BUT IT DOES MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY

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RIGHT NOW FROGS ARE HAVING WILD SEX

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EUROPE IS ALMOST UNITED NOW/ FRANCE REJECTED HOLLAND`S DRUG POLICY/ HOLLAND DOESN`T EAT FRENCH CHEESE AND NOBODY WANTS BRITISH COWS ANY MORE

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OF COURSE THE QUESTION IS: CAN A FACTORY CLAIM YOUR LIFE

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THERE`S NOTHING AS PRACTIAL AS A GOOD THEORY

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BECAUSE OF THE RISE IN SEA LEVEL SUNSET WILL BE 15 MINUTES EARLIER TODAY

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