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A STRONG EUROPEAN CURRENCY SOUNDS AS IF WE`RE FOR A FIGHT

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SURFING CYBERSPACE HE KNEW HE HAD TO COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH WHEN HE BURNT HIS LIPS ON A CUP OF TEA

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THE CREATIVENESS OF THE DEMONSTRANTS IN BELGRADE IS A HOPEFUL SIGN FOR THE FUTURE

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WHY DON`T THEY MAKE AIRCRAFT OUT OF THE SAME MATERIAL AS THE BLACKBOX

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GENETIC ENGINEERING CORN FISH AND SOMETHING IN BETWEEN

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YOU HAVE TO WORK BECAUSE WORK IS GOOD FOR YOU/ YOU HAVE TO CONSUME BECAUSE THE MARKET IS HUNGRY

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A SNOWFLAKE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT IT`S HARD TO SEE IT WHEN IT`S LYING IN A HEAP

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BIRTH CONTROL MORE SEX FEWER BABIES

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STUCK IN THE SNOW WITH A THOUSAND FELLOW- COUNTRYMEN THIS MUST BE WINTER SPORTS

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ANOTHER NEW YEAR IN RUSSIA THAT`S GOOD NEWS SINCE THEIR OLD ONE EXPIRED IN FEBRUARY LAST YEAR

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