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BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS / LIKE HUMAN BEINGS

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SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA SOMEONE IS STILL RECOUNTING THE VOTES

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PLEASE SIGN THIS PEACE TREATY / I WILL NOT KILL ANYONE IN NEW YORK AFGHANISTAN OR ANYWHERE ELSE

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AFTER ONE MINUTE'S SILENCE / VOICE YOUR OPINION

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EURO / THE ONLY COIN WITH 1995 - 2001 IMPRINTED ON IT

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GATHERING WEAPONS / AND ALL THE JOURNALISTS HAD TO HAND IN THEIR PENS

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WHEN THE PRIME MINISTER SAID AUSTRALIA WAS FULL EVEN THE KANGAROOS HAD TO LAUGH

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WHEN MY STUDENT NUMBER TURNED OUT TO BE THE SAME AS MY CREDIT CARD NUMBER I GOT SUSPICIOUS

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DEMONSTRATION / DON'T GET STONED

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SUNGLASSES MAP & BACKPACK / COUSIN CARL SURE KNOWS HOW TO ANNOY THE WORKINGCLASS

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