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MY OWN RELIGION / I'LL PRAY TO MYSELF TOMORROW FIRST I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE TWO BEERS TO MYSELF

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Of all the things to believe in / why not yourself

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NEXT THING YOU KNOW THE ENVIRONMENT WILL GET PRIVATISED

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I THOUGHT THE ONLY QUALIFICATION FOR HUMAN RIGHTS WAS TO BE A HUMAN

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VALENTINE'S DAY / HOW CAN I DO IT SECRETLY WITH MY NAME ON THE POSTER

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IF THE GAP WIDENS THE BRIDGE HAS TO GET LONGER

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EVERYONE CAN WALK ON THE WATER IF ONLY IT'S COLD ENOUGH

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OIL PRICES IN EUROS / IRAN TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO TEASE THE US

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STRONG EURO / I WONDER WHEN THE FIRST AMERICAN BOMB WILL ACCIDENTALLY DROP ON THE EUROPEAN BANK

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2003/ don't forget to stand still every now and then to admire the view

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