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THE WEATHER IS TOO NICE / FOR INSIDE JOKES

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DUE TO BUDGET CUTS / THE WHOLE DEFENCE BUDGET WILL BE SPENT ON / ROCKET-SHAPED ICE CREAMS

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MY GRANDDAD CAN STILL BREAK A TABOO WITH HIS BARE HANDS

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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS STAY ONLINE

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I DON'T NEED AN ONLINE PERSONALITY MY OFFLINE IS COMPLICATED ENOUGH / KIDBROTHER

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ADVENTURE IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN LUGGAGE

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IN THE PAST WOMEN ACCUSED TO BE WITCHES WERE SET ON FIRE / TODAY THEY GET FIRED FOR BEING PREGNANT

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THAT HUMAN WAS SO LOST/ I DECIDED TO ADOPT IT/ LOESJE'S DOG

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THE LESSON GOT MORE INTERESTING / AFTER THE TEACHER LOOKED OUT OF THE WINDOW

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MY GRANDMA HAS COLLECTED 78 SPRINGS ALREADY

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