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IF LUCK STILL ISN`T KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR/ OPEN IT AND DARE TO FIND IT YOURSELF

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UNEMPLOYMENT/ I DON`T HAVE A JOB BUT I`M WORKING ON IT

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MIDSUMMER TRAFFIC JAM/ HERE WE ALL ARE ESCAPING THE CITY CROWDS

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I THINK GOD WAS REALLY STONED WHEN HE CREATED THE UNIVERSE

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IF YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND TODAY YOUR TEETH WILL CRUNCH TOMORROW

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UNEMPLOYMENT/ THE GOVERMENT IS BUSY BIDING ITS TIME

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MINES DO THE WOUNDS ALSO HEAL IN FOUR MONTHS

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ONE FLOWER DOESN`T MAKE A SUMMER BUT IT DOES MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY

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RIGHT NOW FROGS ARE HAVING WILD SEX

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EUROPE IS ALMOST UNITED NOW/ FRANCE REJECTED HOLLAND`S DRUG POLICY/ HOLLAND DOESN`T EAT FRENCH CHEESE AND NOBODY WANTS BRITISH COWS ANY MORE

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