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Longlist April 2012

  1. FRIENDS / DON'T LET FRIENDS / STAY ONLINE
  2. ADVENTURE IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN LUGGAGE
  3. I DON'T NEED AN ONLINE PRESONALIY / MY OFFLINE IS COMPLICATED ENOUGH / kidbrother
  4. PHOBIAS / DON'T LET SPIDERS STOP YOU FROM VISITING SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE
  5. DUE TO BUDGET CUTBACKS ALL THE DEFENSE BUDGET WILL BE SPEND ON ROCKETSHAPED ICECREAM.
  6. FLEA MARKET / AUNT RIE SELLS HER OLD LOVE LETTERS TO INSPIRE THE YOUTH
  7. HEALTHY EXERCISES / THROW YOUR COOKIES IN THE AIR AND JUMP AFTER THEM
  8. IF I'M REALLY PISSED I TYPE MY E-MAILS WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER
  9. OFFICIALS 2.0 (OR: CIVIL SERVANTS 2.0) EVERY TWEET / EVERYTHING IS TWEETED THREE TIMES
  10. WE ALL CHAINED OURSELVES TO OUR COMPUTERS JUST TO REALISE THAT WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DEMONSTRATING AGAINST
  11. IT'S BEEN BUSY QUEUING UP FOR THAT ONE SUNRAY THAT WAS FALLING THROUGH THE OFFICE WINDOW
  12. BYCATCH / IF YOU GET EIGHT JELLYFISH FOR EVERY CUTE GUY THAT YOU HOOK UP WITH
  13. SPRING / IF THE MATH TEACHER CAN ONLY DRAW ANGLES OF 23 DEGREES
  14. FESTIVAL / WHAT ABOUT TENTPOOLING?
  15. VEGAN /  ORGANIC / FAIR TRADE / LOCAL / COLLECT THEM ALL
  16. RELAX / EVEN GANDHI WASN'T 100% ORGANIC
  17. THE FINEST FOODS ARE FROM WHERE YOU LEAST EXPECT THEM
  18. EXOTICISM TOURISM / TRAVELING TO SPAIN BEFORE GIVING BIRTH / SO THE CHILD BECOMES MORE INTERESTING
  19. JUST IMAGINE / IF ALL CLICHES WERE TRUE
  20. POWER CORRUPTS / OKAY / BUT WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET USED TO
  21. PUBLIC / HELP YOUR POLITICIANS / STAY HONEST
  22. SEPARATION OF POWERS / QUALIFICATIONS AND POWER IN THE SAME HANDS / THAT WOULD BE UNCONTROLLABLE
  23. LEADERSHIP / WITHOUT GERMANY / EUROPE WOULDN'T HAVE ALL THOSE CRITERIA EVERYBODY'S FAILING AT NOW
  24. 2012 / WHEN A "LIKE" CAN CHANGE THE WORLD
  25. SOCIAL MEDIA / WATCHING YOU-TUBE-VIDEOS TOGETHER AGAIN
  26. ALL THE WORLD IN ONE CAT CLIP
  27. IF MANDELA HAS BEEN WATCHED 1 MIO TIMES / HE DESERVES THE NOBEL PRIZE
  28. RUMOUR / THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS AWARDED BASED ON THE "LIKES"
  29. IN THE FUTURE / FOOD DISTRIBUTION WILL BE ROTATED / TO MAKE SURE EUROPE DOESN'T ALWAYS COME FIRST
  30. FAIR DISTRIBUTION OF FOOD / BUT  NOBODY WANTS THE SPINACH
  31. "THINK OF THE KIDS IN EUROPE" SAID THE NAMIBIAN GRAPE FARMER / AND THEY KEPT WORKING A LITTLE LONGER
  32. SPRING / AND EVERYBODY BELIEVES IN ALTERNATIVE ENERGIES AGAIN
  33. TO PREPARE FOR APRIL'S WEATHER / I'VE COLLECTED SUN RAYS IN JELLY JARS
  34. YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT / IF YOU WANT WHAT YOU GET
  35. PATCHWORK IDENTITY / THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO STITCH THE PIECES TOGETHER SEAMLESSLY
  36. PATCHWORK IDENTITY / EVERY PIECE GETS ME CLOSER TO THE WHOLE
  37. AND IF YOUR PATCHWORK IDENTITY DOESN'T MAKE YOU HAPPY / YOU CAN STILL DYE IT
  38. I HAVE ONLY ONE NAME / BUT THOUSANDS OF WAYS OF PRONOUNCING IT
  39. AND THEN YOU FIND OUT YOU'VE BURNT ALL BRIDGES BEHIND YOU AND YOU LEFT YOUR MAP ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER.
  40. HE HAS A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN / BUT IT'S GREAT FOR BUNGEE JUMPING
  41. -THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENED 2000 YEARS AGO / WE'RE NOW STILL TRYING TO EVOLVE OUR BRAINS BACK
  42. TOLD MY KIDBROTHER THAT QR CODES ARE ACTUALLY 3D IMAGES IF YOU STARE AT THEM LONG ENOUGH / HE'S BEEN QUIET EVER SINCE
  43. THE WEATHER IS MUCH TOO NICE FOR INSIDE JOKES
  44. I GUESS THE SUN COULDN'T SLEEP ANYMORE THIS MORNING EITHER
  45. BOXES. THE MOMENT YOU ALLOW THEM TO ENCLOSE YOU, YOU'RE LOST.
  46. BOXES / JUST SEE THEM AS A LIMITED SPACE FOR UNLIMITED IMAGINATION. 
  47. YOU DON'T NEED AN ENIGMA MACHINE TO SCRAMBLE EGGS
  48. DIY TIP ONE: IT'S BETTER TO NAIL IT THAN TO SCREW IT UP
  49. ROTTEN MOODS CAN TURN INTO GREAT FERTILISER
  50. DON'T USE MILESTONES FOR ERECTING A WALL AROUND YOU
  51. WRITER’S BLOCK / JUST TAKE A WALK AROUND IT IN THE SUN
  52. I'M NOT OUT OF MY MIND / IT JUST WON'T BE FENCED IN
  53. I'M NOT OUT OF MY MIND / IT'S JUST VERY BIG
  54. GUY FAWKES ONLY *ATTEMPTED* TO BLOW UP A GOVERNMENT AND STILL GETS BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR THAT EVERY YEAR.
  55. SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD TO PULL THE PLUG ON A GOVERNMENT / AND MAKE SURE THE NEXT ONE RUNS ON SOLAR POWER
  56. -DOUBLE AGENDAS DON'T GIVE YOU TWICE AS MUCH TIME
  57. -REACHING FOR THE STARS THESE DAYS WILL MOST LIKELY RESULT IN GETTING YOU A RESTRAINING ORDER
  58. IF THE WORLD IS A STAGE I REALLY NEED TO HAVE A TALK WITH THE GUY WHO DOES THE PROMPTING.
  59. SHOOTING STARS / I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO ARM THE UNIVERSE
  60. DON'T JUST WAIT WHILE YOUR LIFE IS RENDERING
  61. FESTIVALS / AT LEAST MY LITTLE BROTHER STILL FITS THROUGH THE FENCE
  62. 1ST OF MAY / FINALLY A HOLIDAY WITHOUT FAMILY OBLIGATIONS
  63. ONLINE MARKET PLACE / FROM CUPBOARD TO PARTNER / BUT MUST I REALLY GO TO THE DOOR TO PICK UP THE DELIVERY
  64. GREENS VERSUS PIRATES / THEN IT WILL BE EASY TO DIVIDE LAND AND SEA
  65. I MEET MY PROBLEMS WITH A SMILE / THAT IS THEN ITS PROBLEM
  66. IT’S NO COINCIDENCE / THAT WE PLAY INSTRUMENTS / AND MACHINES SERVE
  67. EATING CATERPILLARS / MAYBE THEY WILL TURN INTO BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH
  68. EVEN MY FLESH EATING PLANT HAS BUTTERFLIES IN THE STOMACH
  69. FOOTBALL - TALKING TO ME WILL RESULT IN A RED CARD - 'S FATHER
  70. AAA - RATING COUNTRIES THE FIFA TOP TEN
  71. AAA-RATING / I'D LIKE TO VISIT AN X-RATED COUNTRY PLEASE - 'S KIDBROTHER
  72. CREDIBILITY RATING / MY EXCUSES FOR BEING LATE STILL GET AN AAA RATING AT SCHOOL
  73. TABOOS / MY GRANDDAD COULD STILL BREAK A TABOO WITH HIS BARE HANDS
  74. FINDING A JOB / THE BEST WAY IS TO PUT YOUR CV IN A BOTTLE AND SEND IT OUT TO SEA
  75. JOB APPLICATION / I'VE INCLUDED SOME OF MY FAVOURITE RECIPES
  76. IF THERE'S NO JOB WAITING FOR YOU / YOU'RE MAY BE MEANT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE
  77. MOTHER'S DAY / WE WERE ALL READY WITH A BREAKFAST TRAY / AND THEN WE FOUND OUT SHE'D LEFT TO A HOTEL THE DAY BEFORE
  78. A PARKING GARAGE IS JUST A THREE-FLOORED POTENTIAL CITY GARDEN
  79. THE EDIBLE CITY / THE TOWN HALL SHOULD BE MADE OF GINGERBREAD
  80. 2050 / ALL CITIZENS LIVE IN CITY GARDENS / IN LOG CABINS / HAMMOCKS / AND TREE HOUSES
  81. THE EDIBLE CITY / BUT DON'T BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW
  82. THE EDIBLE CITY / BECAUSE CHAIN STORES HAVE ALREADY CHEWED UP ENOUGH OF THE CITY CENTRE
  83. THE WALLS AROUND ISRAEL HAVE ALREADY REACHED FORTRESS EUROPE
  84. TAXES ARE SIMPLY OBLIGATORY CROWDFUNDING - 'S KIDBROTHER
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